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Conquering the Keg

from Party Time by Time Crashers

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Beer bong with Ghengis Kahn
That guy can hold his liquor
Steel Reserve falls from the Great Wall
And gets him drunk much quicker

Shotgun with Attila the Hun
No one could do it better
The javalin goes in the can
and out flows golden nectar


Battles have been won but the war isn't over
(conquering the keg!)
Its hard to swing a sword with a shitty hangover
(conquering the keg!)
Not a drop of beer shall go to waste
(conquering the keg!)
Empires raised while getting shitfaced
(conquering the keg!)


Keg stand with Napolean
He's real easy to hold up
He's in drunken bliss with his syphillis
Until he starts to throw up

Whiskey straight with Alexander the Great
That boy was never yella
The ladies fled straight to his bed
and a few of the fellas


Battles have been won but the war isn't over
(conquering the keg!)
Its hard to swing a sword with a shitty hangover
(conquering the keg!)
Not a drop of beer shall go to waste
(conquering the keg!)
Empires raised while getting shitfaced
(conquering the keg!)


Toastin' champagne with Charlemagne
As he drinks he just gets meaner
I give my thanks to the King of Franks
Who grills one hell of a weiner

Drinkin' wine with Automaton 9
And lightin' up some Cubans
We raise a toast up to the ghosts
of all the murdered humans


Battles have been won but the war isn't over
(conquering the keg!)
Its hard to swing a sword with a shitty hangover
(conquering the keg!)
Not a drop of beer shall go to waste
(conquering the keg!)
Empires raised while getting shitfaced
(conquering the keg!)

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from Party Time, track releases December 27, 2037

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